111: “Straight Pride”

Photo Description:
Panel 1: Daytime beach background with a gull named Sea Salt and a bald eagle named Bacon. Sea Salt begins, “ARE YOU GOING TO ANY “STRAIGHT PRIDE” PARADES THIS YEAR?”

Panel 2: Bacon responds, “NO, WHY WOULD I? I’M NOT OPPRESSED OR AT ANY SORT OF RISK BEING HETEROSEXUAL.”

Panel 3: Bacon continues, “IT’S ALREADY A NORMALIZED ORIENTATION. HETERO BIRDS LIKE US DIDN’T NEED TO BEGIN A RIOT TO GAIN BASIC ACCEPTANCE.”

Panel 4: Sea Salt finishes, “THAT MAKES SENSE.”